The Word "Fuck"

Perhaps one of the interesting words in english language, today is the word "FUCk".
Out of all of the english words that begin with the letter "F"... "FUCK" is the only word that is referred to as the F-word.
It's the one magical word.
Just by it sound can describe, pain, pleasure, hate and love.
"Fuck" as most words in english language is derived from german the word FREIKEN, which means to strike.
In english "Fuck" falls into many dramatical categories;
As a Transitive Verb, for instence - John fucked Sherlie.
As an Intransitive verb - Sherlie fucks.
Its meaning it's not always sexual, it could be used as an Adjective, such as... John's doing all the fucking work.
As part of an Adverb - Sherlie talks too fucking much.
As an Adverb Enhancing an Adjective - Sherlie is fucking beautiful.
As a Noun - I don't give a fuck.
As part of a word - Abso-fucking-lutly OR In-fucking-credible AND... as Almost Every Word in a Sentence - Fuck the fucking fuckers.
As you must realize that aren't too many words with the versatility of "FUCK".
As in this exemples describing situations such as FRAUD - I got fucked that they used car lot.
Dismay - Oh, fuck it!
Trouble - I guess I'm really fucked now.
Aggression - Don't fuck with me buddy.
Difficulty - I don't understand this fucking question.
Inquiry - Who the fuck was that?
Dissatisfaction - I don't like what the fuck is going on here!
Incompetence - Peace and fuck off.
Dismissal - Why don't you go outside and play hide and go fuck yourself.
I'm sure you can think of many more exemples.
With all of these multipurpose applications, how can anybody be offended when you use the WORD...
I SAY... use this unique flexible word more often in your daily speech. It will identify your quality of your character immediately.

Say it LOUDLY and PROUDLY... FUCK YOU!